Welcome To... Chichester 1 is the first of a trilogy, and is set in a semi-fictional world where secret organisations covertly battle each other for ideological supremacy.

Your plans for a mountaineering holiday are thwarted by your nemesis from a rival organisation - the much feared Grendel Jinx. After destroying almost all of her organisation, the funds for dealing with her and her much put-upon assistant are redirected to "interrogation" equipment by your rather perverted boss. "Transfered" (aka demoted) and replaced by a more ruthless agent, the only thing you have looking forward to is your holiday. Originally planning on containment and perhaps getting revenge, Grendel's plan soon changes when she hears where you are going. Bringing back memories of her first partially complete solo mission, she decides to finish the job, taking you along with her - whether you like it or not. Unbeknownst to either of you, this sets in motion a series of events that has repercussions for your rivalry with Grendel and your organisation.